HEY NOW. take a joke, will you?

[Sasha]

I know that some of these things I make you people laugh about are serious. I know OCD, ADD and all that shit are NOT funny, and I'm a dirtyhorribleawful person for making you laugh about them, right?
Jesus Christ, stop being such a tightwad.
If I say "you're retarded" I'm not insulting people who have an actual mental handicap, okay? It's not supposed to be f**king offensive. I don't care that you've seen mental disorders firsthand and it makes you cringe. f**k you. I don't mean it that way, okay? Get over it. Stop telling me the who-knows-what-now about everything I can make you laugh about.
So a siezure isn't funny. Well, f**k, you laughed hard when I faked one during that fire drill. And my grandmother had a siezure twice in her lifetime, but you don't see me getting pissy over it.
And don't completely reject me because Elizabeth has multiple disorders and I call her a 'spazztastic freak.' She's my character, she's not real. She isn't in any f**king pain. I wouldn't call a living person a spazztastic freak, you dip.
Don't scold me like I'm some sort of child, dude. I know what I'm talking about when I poke fun at something or joke about it; I've made the f**king Holocaust and Nazi reign funny, for Christ'sake, and that's f**ked up shit right there. I was haunted for the next year and a half after going to that Holocaust museum, seeing those f**king videos, knowing that could've been my great-greandfather or his kin I was watching.
It was sick.
But that comedy I made? It was funny.
So f**k, don't be a tightwad.
You need to be a little more comically mature, because we both know that even if I'm laughing at a brain tumour and you're laughing at a cartoon my terribleawfulperson humour is, by far, more mature than your own.
As well as that, you're a biased f**k who taught me every racist word on the rainbow.
Who's the awful person now, sonny?

[[R] a v e n]

Phhhsshhh I HATE/DISLIKE people who can't take a joke. My sense of humor? I have an evil sense of humor, I laugh at someone who falls, not becaues I think it was funny to laugh at, but because it's who I am. You know? I feel the need to make something funny, out of something horrible. Just to get the moral up. So I think we are both kind of in a similar boat Sashie x.x

[Birdie°]

Dude seriously.
I can understand holding off the jokes about things like siezures or cancer or something if someone's kin JUST VERY RECENTLY had/recieved news that had one, the other, or both [and I mean recent as in the last couple of years depending on what it is, I take recent as a historian xD] but c'mon, really. Don't call me heartless because I faked a siezure in the hallway or joked that we'd all be dead by the time we got out of the school.

Oh, about that: during a fire alarm, everyone evacuates the building, right? Well, our building is seven stories. That's a hell of a lot of people, y'know? So the school decided the highest floors would GTFO first. HOWEVER, the new kids don't get this idea, they figure that, hell, the door is right there COME ON GUYS RUN. What they DON'T figure that since they're on the first/second/even third floors they can jump out of windows and shit and not get killed on inpact, but there are people on the SIXTH floor. "xD We cannot jump out of the windows, okay?
So the whole floor is waiting at the stairwell door during all of this, and I swer it took half an hour to actually get off the floor. Meanwhile, I'm making jokes the whole time, 'cause it's moridly funny, y'know?
"I swear, we'd die up here."
"The fire would've reached us already."
-singing- "'Cause I'm on fire~~~ baby I'm on FI-YAH"
And someone looks over and, swear to God, with TEARS IN THEIR EYES says "it's not funny, what if these were our last moments?"
>__________> "Dude, don't be stupid. These wouldn't be MY last moments. I would've taken the OTHER stairwell, okay? f**k classroom rules."